Grave Concerns

But when [the women] went in [the tomb] they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus 

(Luke 24:3).

The story of Jesus’ resurrection is presented in the New Testament as neither a legend nor a myth. And the events related to His appearances are clearly not the product of mystical experiences or some sort of group hallucination. The Easter story is stated matter-of-factly, as if it happened in time and space. If cameras had been present, it could have been filmed and recorded. It comes as a surprise to many to learn that the bodily resurrection of Jesus has more evidentiary support than many other ancient events whose historicity is never challenged. So, let’s imagine how a first-century newspaper in Jerusalem might have covered the story. 

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The Jerusalem Post

The Body of Jesus Missing

Monday, Nisan 17 1

The body of Jesus of Nazareth has disappeared. Police are baffled by what appears to be a bizarre case of grave-robbing. The city is filled with rumors as authorities try to account for the empty tomb.

Last week, in highly publicized events, Jesus (age 33) was arrested, tried, and crucified. Late Friday afternoon, His body was laid to rest in a tomb belonging to Joseph of Arimathea, a member of the Sanhedrin. Claiming to be the “King of the Jews,” Jesus was condemned by the Roman authorities for political insurrection. Jewish leaders, however, noted that the real motivation for His execution was blasphemy: He claimed to be the Messiah, the Son of God. Both Jewish and Roman leaders hoped that the execution would put an end to the turmoil surrounding His life and ministry. They believed that His death would crush the movement that He had started.  

Early Sunday morning, friends of Jesus went to the tomb with spices to anoint His body. Eyewitnesses state that the stone was rolled away and the body was missing. Though Jewish authorities had placed a guard at the tomb, all of the soldiers were apparently asleep when the body went missing. When Jewish leaders were asked what punishment would fall on the guards for such failure in duty, authorities would only say that the matter was being handled privately.

When asked about the incident, Caiaphas, the High Priest, refused our request for an interview. However, in a prepared statement, His public relations officer said simply that the disciples had stolen the body. When asked about a possible motive for such a crime, He had no comment.

The story took a bizarre twist when some eyewitnesses gave a different explanation for the missing body. “There was no grave robbery,” said Mary Magdalene. “Jesus rose from the dead! He is very much alive, and I’ve seen Him!” Other reports of “Jesus sightings” are being investigated by our staff.

Simon Peter, the assumed leader of Jesus’ disciples, was contacted early today and confirmed the resurrection theory. “We’re not talking about a spirit or a hallucination,” he said. “I’ve spoken with Jesus, touched Him, and watched Him eat broiled fish. He is definitely alive. The evidence will convince anyone honest enough to want to know the truth.” We asked Peter to arrange an interview with Jesus so that our staff could corroborate His story. “I doubt that he will agree to that kind of a meeting,” is all Peter would say.

The city is deeply divided, with passions running high. As rumors continue to circulate, people are rapidly lining up on both sides of the issue. One astute city official put the matter this way: “Neutrality in this case is simply impossible! It is as if everyone is being forced to choose one side or the other. Is Jesus the living Lord? Or is He a dead imposter? There is enough evidence to make faith possible but not enough to make it inevitable.”

The case remains open. 

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1 We can’t be sure of the exact date of Jesus' resurrection, but Sunday, April 5, 33 AD is a reasonable approximation. This corresponds to the 16th day of the month of Nisan of the Jewish calendar.